shit-f-u-c-k:

Please

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

happiness-and-health:

I’m gonna show you what a girl typically working out would look like versus what you want me to look like 

perfect person award

<3 Jenna Marbles

zaynspersonalbodyinspector:

In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love.  Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what.  If he cares about the size of your thighs more then the size of your heart…drop him my darlings as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3

Reblog. Every. Single. Time.

sweetthinspiration:

Wow!  Kick a$$!!!

More healthy inspiration here!

onefitmodel:

HHAHAHA FUCK I’M STILL LAUGHING AT THIS 20 MINUTES LATER

modifiedmuggles:

Tiffany is so flawless